Obsessive love

*Meriam as a mom*

Meriam: Now that I'm a mom and know how much I love Eli...I just don't understand why you aren't obsessed with me!!

Toothless

*Meriam as a mom*

Shopping for essentials of what the baby will need when he comes home from the hospital...

Meriam: Will he need a toothbrush??

Phobia

Sam was trying to tickle Meriam along her collarbones

Meriam: Sam! Stop! You know I have a phobia of necks!!

*wtf?!?*

Matters of the heart

While getting prepped for gall bladder surgery the nurse was asking some health questions...

Nurse: Do you have a history of heart problems?

Meriam: Yes, I had Pleurisy when I was younger!

*wishing I was a fly on the wall to hear the conversation when she got back to the nurses desk*

Which came first...the bunnies or the eggs?

*Watching the movie Hop*

Meriam: Sooooo, bunnies don't lay eggs?

When is Governor's day?

Meriam: When do we vote for like the Governor? Is it the same as election day...or a different day?

Half Mast

One fine spring morning while we were driving around town ...

Meriam: "Why are all the flags at half mast? Is it because it's Easter and Jesus died?"