Pina Colada anyone?

(My phone rings)

Me: Hello

Meriam: Mom, where do I buy a piña colada?

Me: Uh, at a BAR!

Meriam: No, I mean the fruit.

Me: Piña Colada isn't a fruit.

Meriam: Yeah it is. I saw a pack of piña colada gum and the package had a picture of a coconut and some pineapple looking fruit.

Me: That was a pineapple. Piña colada is pineapple AND coconut mixed.

Meriam: Ohhh who knew?

(click)

They do that already?? - part 2

(Sitting on the couch together, at opposite ends)

Me: Umm can you get your feet outta my hoohoo...sheesh are you trying to climb back in or something???

Meriam: My feet are cold!

Me: And this is my problem why?

Meriam: Well they should really make GLOVES for your feet!!

Me: They DO! They're called SOCKS or SLIPPERS!!!