*Meriam as a mom*
Meriam: Now that I'm a mom and know how much I love Eli...I just don't understand why you aren't obsessed with me!!
The blondest brunette you will ever meet.
*Meriam as a mom*
Meriam: Now that I'm a mom and know how much I love Eli...I just don't understand why you aren't obsessed with me!!
*Meriam as a mom*
Shopping for essentials of what the baby will need when he comes home from the hospital...
Meriam: Will he need a toothbrush??
Sam was trying to tickle Meriam along her collarbones
Meriam: Sam! Stop! You know I have a phobia of necks!!
*wtf?!?*
While getting prepped for gall bladder surgery the nurse was asking some health questions...
Nurse: Do you have a history of heart problems?
Meriam: Yes, I had Pleurisy when I was younger!
*wishing I was a fly on the wall to hear the conversation when she got back to the nurses desk*
*Watching the movie Hop*
Meriam: Sooooo, bunnies don't lay eggs?
Meriam: When do we vote for like the Governor? Is it the same as election day...or a different day?
One fine spring morning while we were driving around town ...
Meriam: "Why are all the flags at half mast? Is it because it's Easter and Jesus died?"